if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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