Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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