There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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