No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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