is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Randomize
