Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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