she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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