You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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