I don't think brook has ever known best
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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