i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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