Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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