I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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