i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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