i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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