my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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