Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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