I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Boobs are out for the taking
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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