Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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