Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
No subtext here. People are naked.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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