Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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