i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
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