I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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