i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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