Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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