Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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