don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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