Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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