I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
i believe in u and ur pee
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