Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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