Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
He felt like a one man threesome
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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