I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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