Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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