quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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