Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Say something about gay babies.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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