And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
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