lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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