just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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