Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Text me some of your sweat
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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