So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Need sex. Gaining weight.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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