I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
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