She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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