best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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