Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
