they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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