No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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