I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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