CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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