I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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