it hurts more in the daytime
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
My apartment stinks of burning failure
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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