Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
