I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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