I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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