Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
North Korea, Best Korea!
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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