Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
