At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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