Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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