i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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