Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Crop dusting thru forever 21
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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