Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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